txrncloak:

             ”Duh, they were stolen by the leftover fairies.

                  I’m sorry you had to find out like this, “ 

[ Not his best lie, admittedly. ]

:: 〖 ❣ 〗――— ::

                     "Don’t be an idiot.“

      { this is not a drill: she’s really hungry. }

”–Can you drive me to Mcdonalds?“