namelesskraken:

_{That’s adorable, the little lady wants to have a go!}

    _{To make it a fair fight, I won’t hit back.}

            _{Excuse U, my butt is fabulous no matter the angle}

…….. thank you, that’s very kind of you.

             says you.

namelesskraken:

    _{I’m only saying you eat an awful lot of sweets.}

_{It’s a good butt, admit it.}

u wanna fight???

        only at certain angles

namelesskraken:

ivorytxsteel replied to your post:

—-your butt has room for improvement…(?)

This coming from the girl who eats lemon cakes all day long.

Does that mean you stare at my butt?

       … are you saying i’m fat?

it’s just there.

namelesskraken:

_{“What truth is that?}

_{The truth of dumbassery? “}

:: 〖 ❣ 〗――— ::

      ”I’m telling Robb you said that.“

snowofwinterfxll:

    Dickbag, definitely.  More fun t’say.

“But if your name is not Richard…”

     { you can blame Lord Stark for this.
         What a Nedbag. }

yxungwolf:

ivorytxsteel replied to your post:

‘ure a dickbag’ 8c

sansa n O

{ no? }

           ’…a robb????bag???’

praefectumaquilonis:

“What part don’t you like? Me calling Joffrey a Joffrey?" 

:: 〖 ❣ 〗――— ::

      ”I just wanted to know
        why he’s bad in b e d.“

corlapidis:

ivorytxsteel replied to your post:

#the kings landing kids are not alright D8

go to your room

:: 〖 ❣ 〗――— ::

“are you grounding me??
    ARYA STARTED IT.”

question for the ages though:

dickbag vs douchebag; who wins?