bombing:

tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat

slayjoy:

“You can’t actually kiss your way out of every tweeny-bopper, love.”

          “Maybe I just wanted to kiss you.”

slayjoy:

“SANSA I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON’T TURN THAT SHIT OFF, I WILL CRUSH IT!”

“♪ I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE
 WHEN YOU WALKED IN~~~~~ ♪”

gladiu:

#still not my favorite brother because u fucked me over bgo style xoxo

#SansaStark brings shame to her family

“I walked into the brothel o n c e.
          It was one time!”

sovereignstark:

ffs sansy
i’ll start on the right side of the hallway
in the mean time you’ll just have to crotch kick them
ok??? o k .

ur the best older brother ever.
hey, hey!!!
can i practice on theon???

queencersei:

redvipers:

Oberyn after the combat with the Mountain. . @pascalispunk #gameofthrones #pedropascal #oberynmartell

#filed under sittin on the tube after losing the game of thrones